Six hours ago a cargo ship carrying millions of oranges dropped all their cargo (which was caused by the bird watcher/Captain who abandoned his post to take a picture of a finch and the ship crashed into a rock) near the bay of Alaska where a dolphin sanctuary was.
The cargo dropped, and the dolphins ate the oranges. The vitamin C overpowered the dolphins and they became pure geniuses. When it was 12:01 PM, which was lunchtime for the dolphins the owner came and tried to feed them canned salmon. They refused their meal and demanded Taco Bell crunchy tacos and Dr. Pepper.
The owner was in shock and called the vet, but it was too late. She looked back, and to her amazement there were no more dolphins. She checked in her house and all her taco coupons were gone. She turned on the TV to calm her down. Channel 9 was on which was Jeremy’s technique to squeezing lemons, was interrupted by Chick- Fil-A sponsored news broadcast called hot wing news.
“Shocking news at the White House, President Dilly Whack Smalls was replaced with dolphins. The people of this world locked all the oranges in the Amazon warehouse, and the dolphins were furious and exploded the Hyperion tree with Italian meringue buttercream. Everyone panicked and bought rotisserie chicken to prepare for the apocalypse.
Meanwhile the captain/bird watcher turned on the flash on his camera while a dolphin swam by. The dolphin infuriated, sunk the cargo ship, and then watched cat videos. The apocalypse happened and dolphins forced walruses to paint the earth to look like an orange. Eventually the rotisserie chicken ran out and everyone demanded blue cheese from Dilly Whack Smalls but he refused to help them right now because he was too busy watching Korean Dramas. Eventually the dolphins exploded the earth and everyone moved to Mars.