Month: March 2021
Ten Facts About Cats!
They have whiskers on their legs! Cats can’t taste anything sweet! They have 230 bones! They have more than 18 toes! Cats can taste smells! Cats are nocturnal! A green cat was…
Get to Know Your Cousin!
Q. What do you like most about yourself? A: Me Q. What do you think your future job will be? A: video game designer Q. What is the funniest thing you’ve…
Goldfish Are Unaffected By Chill Pills “Absolute Disaster” Says President
Last night, three scientists made a horrific discovery. When working in the lab, Bob the Scientist Guy accidentally tipped some chill pills into his goldfish named Larry’s bowl. Expecting Larry to do…
Oranges are a Menace to Dolphins
Six hours ago a cargo ship carrying millions of oranges dropped all their cargo (which was caused by the bird watcher/Captain who abandoned his post to take a picture of a finch…